Politics
The President has nice, sexy muscles
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008Isn’t he just to die for? The quintessentially ‘metro’ man also works out regularly, and it shows. After the half naked beach photo-shoot of Obama, CNN asked the logical question: ‘how will this physique help him in getting his agenda passed by Congress?’ I am not making this up, they actually asked this, although they [...]
Damned dirty thieves
Saturday, December 20th, 2008I was wondering to myself how this whole credit and banking crisis ended up happening. After all, why would a bank deliberately screw itself by making bad loans? Here is the answer:
This was not a series of ‘poor decisions’ but a deliberate, planned and elaborate theft of resources. The laws that deregulated banking and allowed [...]
What do we make of the Jesse Jackson Jr announcement?
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008Today his aides have spoken out, claiming that Jesse Jackson Jr. has been working with the feds for at least a decade, funneling them information on corrupt Illinois officials. CNN anchors have wondered how this new information could possibly corroborate the Congressman’s earlier statements, in which he said he expected that the selection process run [...]
Jackie Chan can get that torch…
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008He is the mutant of choice, no doubt. I don’t even have to go through the possible ways that Jackie Chan could get that torch. You know it would change hands two dozen times, as fists, legs, heads, shirts used as restraints, police clubs, mace, police dogs, helicopter blades, mace (medieval kind with the ball [...]
This is going to be more complicated than I thought
Monday, April 7th, 2008from the AP :
France’s former sports minister, Jean-Francois Lamour, stressed that though the torch was extinguished along the route, the Olympic flame itself still burned in a lantern where it is kept overnight and on airplane flights. A Chinese official said that flame was used to re-light the torch each time it was brought aboard [...]
Let’s put out that torch people! Here’s how!
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Watching the news today, it was interesting to see two shining, symbolic beacons of freedom working at complete cross purposes. In the red corner, weighing in at 11 incarnations, the Dalai Lama! In the blue corner, fighting out of 3000 years of history, from Athens Greece, the eternal Olympic flame!
Now we all know [...]
Barack Hussein Obama
Friday, March 7th, 2008Oh man. Did you know this? I did not, until recently, when someone introducing McCain at a political rally let it slip. Barack Hussein Obama.
Oh woman. This is terrible news. That Barack, the quintessentially eclectic savior of modern American politics, he just had to be THAT eclectic. Oh, Barack. [...]
A guide to the candidates from the only perspective that matters
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…